But seriously, can everybody else just go away and let us get back to trading, minting NFTs and stalking Elon Musk?

Rogue trading is all very well but, honestly, the risk-reward profile is not ideal.

Anyone remember SIVs?

Are you one of the 2571 holders currently cited by the Etherscan Token Tracker as having an interest in ME?

"FAIT" is not just an oven-ready quip...it's a glamorous dinner invitation to the House of Finansplanation.

PFOF: there's a few of things you should know. First, it's a curiously American thing (a bit like tele-evangelism or Country music)...

You will be permitted to invest in the success of our forthcoming $$$Apocalypse project...

The people want romance, wicked women, epic battles, contraband, espionage and Russian politicians caught in flagrante delicto.

I was looking for uproarious laughter with my joke about financial regulation... but the audience refused to comply.

Beware the Dangerous Female and underestimate her at your peril!

I have long wanted to write a viral potboiler on illiquidity in the commercial paper market.

Joe Biden's nominee for Chairperson of the Securities Exchange Commission has finally been confirmed (or whatever the correct term is for...